I Turn Polar Bears White

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I’ll pop.
If you look at me, you’ll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

The answer to this admittedly lame riddle is, “No.” The reason is that the question at the very end asks if you can guess the riddle and there is nothing that satisfies all of the riddles’ requirements.

Some say that pressure is the answer, but they can’t explain how it turns polar bears white or pancakes brown. Nothing turns polar bears white, any more than something turns a snowflake white and heat makes pancakes brown, not pressure.

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62 Comments on "I Turn Polar Bears White"

WAP specialist says
August 28, 2020 @ 15:19

The answer is ligma

enigma says
September 9, 2020 @ 16:31

The correct answer is : shot

1) I turn polar bears white : black skin interspersed with white fur
2) and I will make you cry : a critical or hostile remark can make someone cry
3) I make guys have to pee: many shots of liquor make a guy piss more
4) girls comb their hair: the only time a girl combs her hair is when she’s streaking it
5 & 6) I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities: a bad shot or photo can make celebrities look ordinary and a good shot can make ordinary people look extraordinary
7) I make pancakes brown: over time certain areas of the pancake become darker than others which are lighter or mottled – shot
8) and make your champagne bubble: when opened bubbles shoot (past tense) out.
9) If you squeeze me, I’ll pop: when you squeeze off a shot it makes a popping sound
10) If you look at me, you’ll pop: if you stand in the direction of a shot fired from a gun, you’ll probably die (pop off)

Leo says
October 27, 2020 @ 01:10

Pressure of the harsh environment turns polar bear white and the heat pressures on a pankake turning it brown idk

kk says
January 26, 2021 @ 23:07

the answer is no

Hi everyone says
February 1, 2022 @ 23:59

The first thing that came to mind was water but that doesn’t make sense and came up with other answers. Then I came up with pressure! Pressure pretty much makes sense for this riddle so that’s my answer.

Gabriel says
April 5, 2022 @ 11:31

Guys…. GUYS
This is sooooo easy
The answer is Bee
And that’s why
The riddle is” I turn polar bears white, and i will make you cry, make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair, make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities, I turn pancakes brown, and make your champagne bubble, if you squeeze me I will pop, if you look at me you will pop

That means: I turn polar bears white= without bees, the world would become much hotter, so the ice would melt, and then, polar bears would evolve and stop being white, without ice and snow, why would they be white?
and i will make you cry, make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair= bees are scary and people would be afraid and cry, or, bees would sting you, and you will cry
Guys, would be afraid and then pee, and girls would´nt pee because guys pee easier than girls
Girls, would comb their hair because like this, would be harder for bees to get stuck on their hair, that is usually long
make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities= celebrities usually dont go to the nature, so they would scream and runaway fron the bees like kids
And normal people, wouldn’t be more scared than celebrities, so they would look like celebrities
I turn pancakes brown, and make your champagne bubble= pancakes are made of milk and eggs, without bees there wouldn’t be cows or chickens, so there wouldn’t be pancakes to turn brown with the heat
And champagne is made of a microorganism, and this microorganism make champagne bubble, and without bees, this microorganism wouldn’t exist anymore
if you squeeze me I will pop, if you look at me you will pop= if you squeeze a bee it will pop and die
If you look to a bee it would sting you, and make a bubble, that eventually will pop

And that’s why
Your welcome

Alina says
April 23, 2022 @ 16:02

Lol the answer is soo simple, TIME. Think about it carefully and you’ll understand.

Kosta says
April 27, 2022 @ 19:09

The answer IS NOT A NO OR A YES, SIMPLY BECAUSE THE QUESTION FALLS OUTSIDE THE FKING RIDDLE!!!!!! It’s not pressure either simply because polar bears are white because of the snow, the snow is white because of temperature, you could technically say pressure but it’s definition should be quite large! Time for sure is not the solution simply because of the polar bears and the fact that pancakes are brown already. The only correct mathematical solutions i propose is that the answer is undefined, like 0^0, because there is not such word with it’s single definition that could satisfy all of the options. And once again i refuse to believe that the answer is yes and/or no simply because they fall outside of the specification!

john says
April 29, 2022 @ 05:00

its time

Sonnie says
May 4, 2022 @ 08:12

Polar bears are born yellow and then white after time

Chloe says
May 4, 2022 @ 21:40

I think the answer is time im not saying anymore you guess why

Iris says
May 11, 2022 @ 16:07

I put myself in my 6 year old state of mind and my answer is, No. There’s too many riddles in this one particular riddle. I play 4-word so it was fairly easy to figure out that there is more than one riddle to consider. At First i thought of lights, Camera, and exposure. Then I realized as a kid a riddle was no more than 2 sentences. There are more than 1 riddle.

Gage says
May 19, 2022 @ 19:02

The answer is 42. It’s the answer to life, the universe, and everything. This falls under the everything clause.

K says
May 30, 2022 @ 03:02

For those answering “time”..

How exactly does one, “squeeze time”?

Tianna says
June 5, 2022 @ 06:43

I think the answer is “no” it doesn’t make sense so it is “no”

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