A man was working the night shift when he received an urgent phone call, giving him information that caused him to dash home at breakneck speed.
On bursting into his bedroom quite breathless he found his informant was quite correct. His wife was in bed with someone he had never seen before.
However, far from being angry, he greeted them both with a smile and a few hours later brought them both breakfast in bed.
What is the explanation for this odd behavior?
His wife had just given birth.
His wife had just given birth.
What is this phrase? XQQQME
Excuse me. Literally, x + q’s + me.
Excuse me. Literally, x + q’s + me.
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
What does this rebus represent?
Can You Feel The Love Tonight?
Can You Feel The Love Tonight?
Two boys weighing 50 pounds each and their older brother weighing 100 pounds wish to cross a river. Their boat will only hold 100 pounds. How can they all cross the river in the boat?
Two 50lb boys cross, one comes back.
Two 50lb boys cross, one comes back.
The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness.
What does this rebus represent?
ROFORKAD
A fork in the road.
This problem can be solved by preschool children in five to ten minutes, by programmers in an hour and by people with higher education…well, check it yourself.
8809 = 6
What is the missing number and why?
Two. The number is how many closed circles there are in the 4 digits. 0, 6 and 9 each have one, 8 has 2.
Two. The number is how many closed circles there are in the 4 digits. 0, 6 and 9 each have one, 8 has 2.
What word becomes shorter when you add letters to it?
Short. Adding ‘er’ to short gives you shorter.
Short. Adding ‘er’ to short gives you shorter.
I’m a word, six letters long,
All in order from A to Z,
What is the word?
Begins
It has six letters, when a meditation begins they sound the gong, and the letters are in alphabetical order.
Begins
It has six letters, when a meditation begins they sound the gong, and the letters are in alphabetical order.
