Broken Before Use
I am broken before you use me,
I brighten your day until I die.
What am I?
Glow sticks that you have to break to start glowing, then they fade out (die).
Rarely Touched, Often Held
I’m rarely touched but often held and if you’re wise you’ll use me well. What am I?
Your tongue.
Yellow Rock into a Purple Stream
What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple stream?
It makes a splash.
Three Foot Ruler
Where can you find a three foot ruler?
At a yard sale. How did another joke riddle get in here?
Word With All 26 Letters
What word contains all 26 letters?
Alphabet (unfortunately there aren’t any actual dictionary words with every letter in the alphabet, so this gimmicky, somewhat unsatisfying answer has to suffice).
A Charming Dimple
There are two meanings to me. With one I may need to be broken, with the other I hold on. My favorite characteristic is my charming dimple. What am I?
A tie.
It Cannot Be Seen and Weighs Nothing
It cannot be seen, it weighs nothing, but when put into a barrel, it makes it lighter. What is it?
A hole.