I Turn Polar Bears White
I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I’ll pop.
If you look at me, you’ll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
The answer to this admittedly lame riddle is, “No.” The reason is that the question at the very end asks if you can guess the riddle and there is nothing that satisfies all of the riddles’ requirements.
Some say that pressure is the answer, but they can’t explain how it turns polar bears white or pancakes brown. Nothing turns polar bears white, any more than something turns a snowflake white and heat makes pancakes brown, not pressure.
61 Comments on "I Turn Polar Bears White"
Towwpie says
November 21, 2023 @ 13:46
Certainly! The answer to the riddle is “pressure.” Pressure can turn the fur of polar bears white (referring to the stressful conditions they face due to climate change), it can make someone cry (under the pressure of emotional stress), it causes increased urination in men, and stress can lead to hair loss in women. In terms of celebrities and normal people, pressure can make celebrities appear foolish under scrutiny, while ordinary individuals can become famous or gain attention under pressure. Pressure turns pancakes brown when cooking, creates bubbles in champagne when released, and if you squeeze it or look at it intensely, something can “pop” or break under the pressure.
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