## Choose Your Own Death

A prisoner was brought before the King to be executed. The King was in a peppy mood and asked the prisoner how he would like to die. The prisoner told him and the King laughed heartily. The prisoner was released and sent on his way, alive.

What did the prisoner say?

He asked to die of old age.

## The Old Man’s Book

Milton shuffled slowly along the shelves browsing books. He finally walked up to the counter and handed the girl a book. She looked at the inside cover and told him it would be $3.75. Milton handed her the money and walked away without the book. The girl watched him leave empty-handed but didn’t try to stop him. Why?

Milton was a forgetful and naughty fellow. He was summoning his courage to approach the counter to return his overdue book. The kindly lass at the counter saw the book was 15 days overdue and had accrued the egregious late fee of $3.75 (25 cents a day). Lesson learned, Milton never returned a book late again.

## Abraham Encoding

The name ABRAHAM can be changed into a word for a primitive musical instrument by replacing each letter with a different letter. The repeated letters (A is this case) must be replaced with the same replacement letter in the new word.

What is the musical instrument?

PANPIPE

## The Mystery Six-Digit Number

Find a six-digit number containing no zeros and no repeated digits that satisfies the following conditions:

1. The first and fourth digits sum to the last digit, as do the third and fifth digits.

2. The first and second digits when read as a two-digit number equal one quarter the fourth and fifth digits.

3. The last digit is four times the third digit.

192768.

If you call the number ABCDEF, then you get the following equations.

1. A + D = F and C + E = F

2. AB = DE / 4

3. F = 4 × C

The only numbers that work for C and E are 2 and 6 or 4 and 8, and in order to make F a single-digit number, we can deduce that C = 2, E = 6 and F = 8.

So far, our number is AB2D68.

We know A + D = 8 so A and D are both odd numbers. The only odd number less than 8 that we can use for D to make one-quarter of two-digit number D6 also be a two-digit number is 7, so D = 7 and A is 1. This makes the two-digit number AB 19.

## A Ton of Fun

Use each clue to identify a famous person who last name ends in the letters T-O-N, like George Washington.

1. *Friends* star

2. Cotton Club bandleader

3. *Batman* and *Beetlejuice* lead

4. Blonde, buxom country music legend

Halfway there!

5. Steamboat developer

6. Author of *The Age of Innocence*

7. Found of a Kmart rival and a Club

8. She lead a news website called The (her last name) Post

1. Jennifer Aniston

2. Duke Ellington

3. Michael Keaton

4. Dolly Parton

Did you do well so far?

5. Robert Fulton

6. Edith Wharton

7. Sam Walton

8. Arianna Huffington

## Guess the Three Words

Think of the six-letter name of a European capital city whose starting letter falls in the last half dozen letters of the alphabet and whose last letter is a vowel.

Now think of a three-letter words that means “permit”.

Last, combine all nine letters from the two words above. Rearrange the letters to form a word that you might call someone you like.

1. Vienna

2. let

3. Valentine (Vienna + let)

## Job Hopping Jeremy

Jeremy was making $10 an hour at his summer job, but he hated the work. He decided to take a 50% pay cut to work at an easier job. He liked his new job at first, then grew bored and found another job paying 50% more than he was currently making. What was his hourly pay at the third job?

$7.50. If you guessed $10, don’t feel bad. Percentages can be counter intuitive.

First job: $10/hour

Second job: $10/hour – ($10 × .5) = $5/hour

Third job: $5/hour + ($5 × .5) = $7.50

## Life Is Funny

“Life’s funny”, said an old friend when I bumped into him the other day.

“Listen to this, I was born in March, yet I celebrate my birthday in August, and last February I married my mother”.

How is this possible?

He was born in the month of August in a town named March, became a priest and married his widowed mother to her second husband in February (the month).

## Find The Hidden Color

Find the color in each of these sentences.

1. Temper or anger are signs of weakness.

2. The money is for Edward.

3. You’ll find I got it elsewhere.

4. One dancer, I see, is out of step.

5. “I’m a gent and a lady’s man,” he said.

1. orange

2. red

3. indigo

4. cerise (This was a tough one)

5. magenta

## What Comes Next I S I T

What comes next in this series?

I S I T P N A A D L I I Y N ___

The letter A.

There are three separate series

1. Starting with the first letter and taking every third letter you get ITALY.

2. Starting with the second letter and taking every third letter you get SPAIN.

3. Starting with the third letter and taking every third letter you get INDIA.