I Turn Polar Bears White

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I’ll pop.
If you look at me, you’ll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

The answer to this admittedly lame riddle is, “No.” The reason is that the question at the very end asks if you can guess the riddle and there is nothing that satisfies all of the riddles’ requirements.

Some say that pressure is the answer, but they can’t explain how it turns polar bears white or pancakes brown. Nothing turns polar bears white, any more than something turns a snowflake white and heat makes pancakes brown, not pressure.

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62 Comments on "I Turn Polar Bears White"

stephinie says
August 26, 2018 @ 01:34

the answer is no bc u can’t answer the riddle

miike says
December 10, 2018 @ 22:03

The answer is yes.

If your answer is no, that means you answered the riddle with the word no. So in turn, you answered the riddle even though you said you couldn’t answer the riddle.

Joshua says
February 13, 2019 @ 16:29

The answer to this riddle is nothing cause i studied this riddle for a long time

Vinny plank says
November 14, 2019 @ 03:35


Good day

NS says
April 16, 2020 @ 12:31

This definitely tricked me. so hard!

Hehe says
June 11, 2020 @ 07:40

The answer is Something! Answer: Something

Chris says
August 13, 2020 @ 18:43

Aside from the ‘something’ answer (which is good), I think the answer is “Mom”.

Mom’s turn polar bears white because the polar bear develops in the womb
Mom’s will make you cry., especially when they die
Moms make guys have to pee by feeding/caring for them
Moms make girls comb their hair.
Moms make celebrities look stupid (either the Celeb’s mom showing embarrassing photos or Moms going off on Celebs to protect their children)
Moms make normal people look like celebrities, like cheering for them loudly and clapping at little events
Moms turn pancakes brown from cooking..
Moms make your champagne bubble by opening the bottle to celebrate you
If you squeeze me, I’ll pop. Because mom’s love hugs from their kids, makes them pop on the inside in joy.
If you look at me, you’ll pop. Babies/Kids/some adults look at their moms with emotion/adoration, especially in passing.

What do you think internet, did I solve it? Moms for the win.
Can you guess the riddle?

Angelica says
August 13, 2020 @ 19:10

-flash on a camera makes clear polar bear fur look white
-ppl cry when looking at old photos and kids cry when taking them
-girls comb there hair before taking a picture and guys always have to pee before(might be a stretch)
-if taken in poor lighting a photo can make a pancake look brown
-if you squeeze the camera the flash will pop
-if you look at the flash youll jump or “pop”
Im reaching but i say its photography/light related lol

Shy says
August 13, 2020 @ 23:31

The answer is Time.

Jobama says
August 14, 2020 @ 06:18

The answer is fur, onions, sex, twitter, syrup, carbonation, balloon and vomit.

Caitlyn says
August 16, 2020 @ 09:31

who else is here because of a guy on tik tok??

Dayne Ernestberg says
August 16, 2020 @ 23:23

Actually I think the answer is Yes, because technically the question asks if you Could answer it. It doesn’t imply that you have to be correct.

tia stewart says
August 17, 2020 @ 04:02

I actually thought camera/filters maybe? Photography.

Gabe Silk says
August 24, 2020 @ 12:40

My answer is air/wind (I know the real answer is “no”, which is kind of stupid, but if there was a real answer, this is one of my ideas):

The air and general cold in the Arctic causes polar bears to develop coats of hair to stay warm, and those hairs are white.
Wind in your eyes makes you tear up (which could also make you “pop”)
Wind will tangle up girls’ hair, causing them to need to comb it.
Wind in celebrities’ hair can make them look weird sometimes, and wind in normal people’s hair can make them look like celebrities at the right times.
If the air is too hot around a pancake, it will warm up and eventually turn brown.
The certain air properties found in champagne when a bottle is opened is what cause it to bubble.
And the main reason why I think this works – if air is squeezed into a tight space (like in bubble wrap), it pops.

Darcy HB says
August 27, 2020 @ 14:51

The answer is ‘you’ because the person saying the riddle can (apparently) do all these things.

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