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What Every Man Has and Gives To Their Wife

What does every man have, some longer or shorter than others and they give it to their wife when they get married?

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A last name.

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A Final Screech

I saw a strange creature,
Long, hard, and straight,
Thrusting in a round, dark, opening,
Preparing to discharge its load of lives,
Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it,
Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.

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A subway train.

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The White Liquid

She awakes, I touch her and she spreads her legs apart. We are both nervous but I continue. Finally the white liquid comes.

What happened?

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Milking a cow.

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I Go In Hard

I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
What am I?

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Gum. What? You had another guess?

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