What Has Wheels and Flies?
What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?
A trash truck. I heard this one when I was a kid. Still a classic!
An Answer With No Questions
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
A phone.
The Yolk of the Egg
Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white?” or “The yolk of the egg is white?”
Neither. Yolks are yellow.
A Foot On Each Side
What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
A yard stick.
What Do You Serve?
What do you serve that a polite recipient would immediately send back?
A ball, when you’re playing tennis, volleyball, table tennis, etc.
A Black Dog Sleeping
A black dog is sleeping in the middle of a black road that has no streetlights and there is no moon. A car coming down the road with its lights off steers around the dog. How did the driver know the dog was there?
It was daytime.
Can’t Keep It Until You’ve Given It
You can’t keep this until you have given it.
A promise (or your word).
Married Many Women
He has married many women but has never married. Who is he?
A priest.