Beulah died in the Appalachians while Craig died at sea. Everyone was much happier with Craig’s death. Why?
Beulah and Craig were hurricanes.
Beulah and Craig were hurricanes.
Never resting, never still,
What am I?
Sunlight (or sunshine).
The Barber of Seville shaves all men living in Seville.
Who shaves the Barber of Seville?
Nobody. The Barber of Seville is a woman. Female barbers are rare, but they exist .
And for more fun with barbers, check out the Barber paradox .
Nobody. The Barber of Seville is a woman. Female barbers are rare, but they exist .
And for more fun with barbers, check out the Barber paradox .
Paula had four times the money that Quincy had, but after Paula gave Quincy $33, Quincy had 3 times as much as Paula.
How much did they each start with?
Paula had $48 and Quincy had $12.
If Q is the amount Quincy had, then 3(4Q – 33) = Q + 33
Solved, Q = 12.
Paula had $48 and Quincy had $12.
If Q is the amount Quincy had, then 3(4Q – 33) = Q + 33
Solved, Q = 12.
While driving his car a man slams on the brakes when he sees, in the middle of the street, a diamond studded door, a gold door and a silver door. Which door does he open first?
His car door
In the marble walls as white as milk,
An egg or egg yolk. This is a variation of A Box Without Hinges .
If you lose me, others around you may lose me too. What am I?
Your temper.
Captain Mark is the captain of the ship. The captain of the ship is Captain Mark. The ship has plenty of space.
What is the name of the ship?
The Space Shuttle Endeavour, captained by Mark Kelly.
I received this by email from someone who didn’t know the answer. Thanks to Devon for helping with this answer.
The Space Shuttle Endeavour, captained by Mark Kelly.
I received this by email from someone who didn’t know the answer. Thanks to Devon for helping with this answer.
A woman gave a man a list of things she needed to buy at the store. The man gave the list back to the woman and she turned red with embarrassment. Why?
The man was a checkout clerk at the grocery store. The list was for items to get at a lingerie store.
The man was a checkout clerk at the grocery store. The list was for items to get at a lingerie store.
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?
The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placE.
The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placE.