A Woman Without All Her Fingers On One Hand

What do you call a woman who doesn’t have all her fingers on one hand?

Normal. Women (and men for that matter) have half of their fingers on one hand and half of them on the other.

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Three Foot Ruler

Where can you find a three foot ruler?

At a yard sale. How did another joke riddle get in here?

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Banana

What does this represent?

BAN ANA

Banana split. It’s the word banana, and it’s split apart.

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Whelming Rebus

What does this represent?

 1 3 5 7 9
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 WHELMING

Overwhelming odds.

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Odd Row Out

Which row is the odd one out?

A.KNQTWZ
B.BFJNRV
C.AFKPVZ
D.369121518
E.71115192327
F.131823283338

C is the odd row out.

In A two letters are skipped between each letter.
In B three letters are skipped between each letter.
In C four letters are skipped between each letter except V, which should be U.
The numbers in rows D, E and F follow the same pattern.

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Only Found In The Past

You will only ever find me in the past. I am created in the present but the future can never taint me. What am I?

History

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Many and One

We are many and one,
We wave and we drum,
We will cover a stare,
With you everywhere.

What are we?

Hands.

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One By One We Fall From Heaven

I can be long, or I can be short.
I can be grown, and I can be bought.
I can be painted, or left bare.
I can be round, or square.
What am I?

Sands in an hourglass.

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Green You Eat It

What is one word that, when it’s green you eat it and when it’s blue you wear it?

Bell. You eat a green bell pepper and you were a blue bell (a flower).

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The Dead Bring Forth the Living

I saw the dead bring forth the living. I saw the living bring forth the dead. Who or what did I see?

A funeral. Someone’s death caused the living to come to the funeral, and during the funeral the living carry the casket of the deceased.

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