What is it that everybody does at the same time?
Grow older.
Walk on the living, they don’t even mumble,
Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble.
What are they?
Leaves. They’re soft and silent when they’re alive but crunchy when dead.
Leaves. They’re soft and silent when they’re alive but crunchy when dead.
What’s nowhere but everywhere except where something is?
Nothing. (From Gotham)
A farmer dies leaving a will dividing his flock of nineteen sheep with the following ratios:
Half to his oldest son, a quarter to the middle son and one fifth to his youngest son.
Without cutting any sheep up, how did the executor of the will fulfill the farmer’s wishes?
The executor went to the neighbouring farm and asked to borrow a sheep for a few minutes. Then he returned to the sons and said, “Half of the (now) twenty sheep is 10. A quarter of the twenty sheep is 5. A fifth of the twenty sheep is 4. 10 + 5 + 4 = 19. Then the executor took the borrowed 20th sheep back to the neighbour.
Thanks to Annette for sending this in.
The executor went to the neighbouring farm and asked to borrow a sheep for a few minutes. Then he returned to the sons and said, “Half of the (now) twenty sheep is 10. A quarter of the twenty sheep is 5. A fifth of the twenty sheep is 4. 10 + 5 + 4 = 19. Then the executor took the borrowed 20th sheep back to the neighbour.
Thanks to Annette for sending this in.
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A staircase. They go up and down, but you’re the one moving.
A staircase. They go up and down, but you’re the one moving.
I do not have eyes but I once could see. I used to have thoughts but now I’m empty.
A skull.
What month comes next in this sequence?
July June March May ???
November, the next month in alphabetical order starting with July.
November, the next month in alphabetical order starting with July.
You’re riding a horse. To the right of you is a cliff and in front of you is an elephant moving at the same pace and you can’t overtake it. To the left of you is a hippo running at the same speed and a lion is chasing you. How do you get to safety?
Get off the merry-go-round.
Get off the merry-go-round.
Marking mortal privation when what’s under me is in place.
An enduring summation, inscribed on my face.
What am I?
A tombstone (or gravestone, headstone, monument, you get the idea).
A tombstone (or gravestone, headstone, monument, you get the idea).
What surrounds the world, yet dwells within a thimble?
Space.