My days are in the summer When you’ll eat me when I’m hot In fact I’ll even eat myself Where battles tough are fought But when you find me in a fight ‘Twill be high in the sky And if you catch me napping I suggest you let me lie When you’re bad come to my house From Ma get thoughts profound Am I big or am I small? Some say I’m just a pound.
Two men are standing on one side of a bridge and two women are approaching them. One of the men says, “Here comes my wife and daughter” to which the second man replies, “Here comes my wife and daughter”. If they have not married the same woman and the women aren’t pregnant, how is this true?
If you turn the word upside down it’s the same word (the W and M flip to resemble themselves). A shark swims to attack, but it’s not bad. Sharks are just trying to eat. I’d still recommend you swim away if you see one swimming toward you.
24. If you said 12 for January 2nd, February 2nd, etc that’s close, but you forgot about January 22nd, February 22nd and so on. If you are a math whiz and didn’t need a calculator to perform 60 x 60 x 24 x 365, then 31,536,000 works too. If you used 365.25 to account for leap year, then you are a human calculator, but even that’s not entirely accurate due to the leap second. And even accounting for that, it’s only an approximation that there are 365.2422 days in a year.
Finley’s friends all chipped in to buy her a wedding gift. At first, ten friends agreed to contribute the same amount. Then two “friends” dropped out. The remaining eight had to add another dollar each to cover the cost of the gift. How much did the gift cost?
A window cleaner is cleaning a window on the 25th floor of a skyscraper when he slips and falls. He has no safety equipment and nothing to soften his fall, yet he is not hurt. How can this be?
These are names given to groups of creatures or things, but they have been scrambled. What is the correct arrangement?
Colony of Birds Horde of Spiders Den of Wild Pigs Clutter of Crows Nest of Snakes Park of Elks Doylt of Ferrets Gang of Machine Guns Business of Swine Volery of Artillery Hover of Gnats Drift of Frogs
Colony of Frogs Horde of Gnats Den of Snakes Clutter of Spiders Nest of Machine Guns Park of Artillery Doylt of Swine Gang of Elks Business of Ferrets Volery of Birds Hover of Crows Drift of Wild Pigs
