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Stink When Alive

I stink when I’m alive, but I smell good when I’m dead. What am I?

A pig. Mmm, ham and bacon…


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Vivian says
September 26, 2015 @ 08:40

Pigs actually don’t stink…they are very clean animals. They only roll in the mud because it is a natural sun screen. Pigs are very prone to sunburn. And to some people, ham and bacon do not smell good.


Dan says
September 27, 2015 @ 21:35

@Vivian Try standing near a pig pen during mud season in the spring. :)


fivebee says
November 8, 2015 @ 19:41

Skunks!


WeirdmaskmanNG says
November 10, 2015 @ 06:15

Skunks


Killa Wave? says
May 8, 2016 @ 10:40

Because BACON is basically dead pig


Killa Wave? says
May 8, 2016 @ 10:41

It’s BACON!!?


KitKatMinecraft says
March 1, 2017 @ 19:48

Vivian says
September 26, 2015 @ 08:40

Pigs actually don’t stink… they are very clean animals. They only roll in the mud because it is a natural sunscreen. Pigs are very prone to sunburn. And to some people, ham and bacon do not smell good.
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Yes, pigs may be clean, but they do stink, unintentionally. If sunscreen was available in the wild, they would probably use that :3

I, however, think ham and bacon do smell good, but I will only eat crispy parts of bacon and no ham or chewy parts of bacon.


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