Falls But Never Breaks
What falls but never breaks and breaks but never falls?
Night and day.
Three Foot Ruler
Where can you find a three foot ruler?
At a yard sale. How did another joke riddle get in here?
Having and Sharing
If you have it, you want to share it.
If you share it, you don’t have it.
What is it?
A secret.
T is Like an Island
How is the letter T like an island?
It’s in the middle of waTer.
Once a Minute, Twice in a Moment
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment but not once in a thousand years?
The letter “m”.
Tall in Morning, Short at Noon
Tall in the morning, short at noon, gone at night but I’ll be back soon. What am I?
A shadow.
The White Liquid
She awakes. I touch her and she moves her legs. We are both nervous but I continue. Finally the white liquid comes.
What happened?
Milking a cow.
Tear One Off And Scratch My Head
Tear one off and scratch my head. What once was red is black instead. What am I?
A match.
This is a duplicate of red black instead, but I’m leaving them both to avoid broken links.
I Live Above A Star
I live above a star but never burn. I have 11 neighbors but they never turn. My initials are p, q, r and sometimes s.
What am I?
Number 7 on a phone keypad.