Sometimes I’m An Insult
Sometimes I’m an insult,
Sometimes I’m a meal,
But if you see me hanging around,
I hope to change how you feel.
A turkey.
After You Wake Up
You do this after you wake up,
And you get all wet,
If you didn’t you would cause,
Those nearby to fret.
What am I?
Getting dressed.
Take Off My Skin
Take off my skin, I won’t cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion.
Roads Without Cars
Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?
On a map.
Two Backbones
I have two backbones and thousands of ribs and I stretch across the land. What am I?
Train tracks.
My Thunder, Lightning and Rain
My thunder comes before the lightning.
My lightning comes before the clouds.
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?
A volcano.
(via Reddit)
Earthen Home Not a Den
This earthen home is not a den.
I’ve seen impressive rows of them.
As lost as any man becomes,
he always finds his way back home.
A grave.
By Sef Daystrom
Cheap To Make, Easy To Define
I’m cheap to make and easy to define.
A riverbank could populate the line.
What am I?
A boundary.
By Sef Daystrom
A Surprise Party
What is a surprise party without any cause for celebration?
An ambush.