What Has Wheels and Flies?
What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?
A trash truck. I heard this one when I was a kid. Still a classic!
Something Dark Inside
Comes as wooden as a tree,
Covered in paint, don’t you see,
Makes you laugh, or run and hide,
For it has something dark inside.
A pencil. It’s wooden, is covered in paint and the output of a pencil in the form of writing or art can make you laugh or cry. And graphite is the dark part inside.
Only Found In The Past
You will only ever find me in the past. I am created in the present but the future can never taint me. What am I?
History
Enjoyed By Some, Despised By Others
I am enjoyed by some, despised by others. Some take me for granted, some treasure me like a gift. I last forever, unless you break me first.
Marriage.
Throw It Out To Use
What do you throw out to use and take in when you’re done?
An anchor.
Sweet Tooth
Sweet tooth, ah shoot,
All gone, we all long,
For another piece.
Candy