Turn us on our backs
And open up our stomachs
You will be the wisest of men
Though at start a lummox.
A book.
Your doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half hour. How much time will have passed by the time you’ve taken all three pills?
One hour. You take the first pill, then wait a half hour and take the second pill, then at the hour mark you take the third and last pill.
One hour. You take the first pill, then wait a half hour and take the second pill, then at the hour mark you take the third and last pill.
What is the center of gravity?
V. The letter ‘v’ is the center of the word gravity.
V. The letter ‘v’ is the center of the word gravity.
A man says his dog can jump over his house. No one believes him but he is right. How is that possible?
The dog can jump over his dog house.
The dog can jump over his dog house.
When you look at me,
You think of yourself.
I am always ready to talk
Whether times are easy or rough.
What am I?
A mirror.
Sometimes I’m a sphere,
Sometimes I’m a banana,
And sometimes I’m not there at all.
What am I?
The moon. A full moon is a sphere, a crescent moon looks like a banana, and sometimes the moon is not visible at all.
The moon. A full moon is a sphere, a crescent moon looks like a banana, and sometimes the moon is not visible at all.
When a clock’s reflection is 2:30, what is the correct time?
9:30
What letter comes next?
O T T F F S S
E (one, two, three, four, five, six, seven e ight)
E (one, two, three, four, five, six, seven e ight)
A farmer dies leaving a will dividing his flock of nineteen sheep with the following ratios:
Half to his oldest son, a quarter to the middle son and one fifth to his youngest son.
Without cutting any sheep up, how did the executor of the will fulfill the farmer’s wishes?
The executor went to the neighbouring farm and asked to borrow a sheep for a few minutes. Then he returned to the sons and said, “Half of the (now) twenty sheep is 10. A quarter of the twenty sheep is 5. A fifth of the twenty sheep is 4. 10 + 5 + 4 = 19. Then the executor took the borrowed 20th sheep back to the neighbour.
Thanks to Annette for sending this in.
The executor went to the neighbouring farm and asked to borrow a sheep for a few minutes. Then he returned to the sons and said, “Half of the (now) twenty sheep is 10. A quarter of the twenty sheep is 5. A fifth of the twenty sheep is 4. 10 + 5 + 4 = 19. Then the executor took the borrowed 20th sheep back to the neighbour.
Thanks to Annette for sending this in.
I am a word with two meanings. With one I can be broken, with the second I hold on. What am I?
Tie. A tie score can be broken, but when you tie a knot (as in a necktie) it holds together.
Tie. A tie score can be broken, but when you tie a knot (as in a necktie) it holds together.