Sometimes I’m An Insult
Sometimes I’m an insult,
Sometimes I’m a meal,
But if you see me hanging around,
I hope to change how you feel.
A turkey.
After You Wake Up
You do this after you wake up,
And you get all wet,
If you didn’t you would cause,
Those nearby to fret.
What am I?
Getting dressed.
Take Off My Skin
Take off my skin, I won’t cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion.
Two Backbones
I have two backbones and thousands of ribs and I stretch across the land. What am I?
Train tracks.
My Thunder, Lightning and Rain
My thunder comes before the lightning.
My lightning comes before the clouds.
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?
A volcano.
(via Reddit)
One In China
I am one in China,
Two in Indonesia,
Three in the Philippines,
None in Japan.
What am I?
The letter ‘i’.
Broken Before Use
I am broken before you use me,
I brighten your day until I die.
What am I?
Glow sticks that you have to break to start glowing, then they fade out (die).
Two Handsome Racers
Two handsome racers are having a race.
One keeps lapping the other and the race never ends.
What am I?
A clock.
By Sef Daystrom
I Climb Higher When Hot
I climb higher when hot,
But beware my rage,
I’ll kill with a breath,
If I can escape my cage.
Mercury. It rises when encased in a thermometer when it’s hot and mercury poisoning results from inhaling mercury.
Jump When I Walk
I jump when I walk, can’t go backward and sit when I stand. What am I?
A kangaroo.