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What Every Man Has and Gives To Their Wife

Dan — Tue, 10 Dec 2013 21:17:18 +0000

What does every man have, some longer or shorter than others and they give it to their wife when they get married?

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A Final Screech

Dan — Tue, 10 Dec 2013 21:10:07 +0000

I saw a strange creature,
Long, hard, and straight,
Thrusting in a round, dark, opening,
Preparing to discharge its load of lives,
Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it,
Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.

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The White Liquid

Dan — Tue, 10 Dec 2013 20:28:44 +0000

She awakes. I touch her and she moves her legs. We are both nervous but I continue. Finally the white liquid comes.

What happened?

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I Go In Hard

Dan — Tue, 10 Dec 2013 19:22:52 +0000

I go in hard.
I come out soft.
You blow me hard.
What am I?

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