I stink when I’m alive, but I smell good when I’m dead. What am I?
A pig. Mmm, ham and bacon…
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8 Comments on "Stink When Alive"
Vivian says September 26, 2015 @ 08:40
Pigs actually don’t stink…they are very clean animals. They only roll in the mud because it is a natural sun screen. Pigs are very prone to sunburn. And to some people, ham and bacon do not smell good.
Dan says September 27, 2015 @ 21:35
@Vivian Try standing near a pig pen during mud season in the spring. :)
fivebee says November 8, 2015 @ 19:41
WeirdmaskmanNG says November 10, 2015 @ 06:15
Killa Wave? says May 8, 2016 @ 10:40
Because BACON is basically dead pig
Killa Wave? says May 8, 2016 @ 10:41
KitKatMinecraft says March 1, 2017 @ 19:48
September 26, 2015 @ 08:40
Pigs actually don’t stink… they are very clean animals. They only roll in the mud because it is a natural sunscreen. Pigs are very prone to sunburn. And to some people, ham and bacon do not smell good.
Yes, pigs may be clean, but they do stink, unintentionally. If sunscreen was available in the wild, they would probably use that :3
I, however, think ham and bacon do smell good, but I will only eat crispy parts of bacon and no ham or chewy parts of bacon.
Jorje says May 22, 2019 @ 16:22
I love pig. I eat pig, but I do not smell pig ¡YUCK!
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