Stink When Alive
I stink when I’m alive, but I smell good when I’m dead. What am I?
A pig. Mmm, ham and bacon…
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I stink when I’m alive, but I smell good when I’m dead. What am I?
A pig. Mmm, ham and bacon…
8 Comments on "Stink When Alive"
Vivian says
September 26, 2015 @ 08:40
Pigs actually don’t stink…they are very clean animals. They only roll in the mud because it is a natural sun screen. Pigs are very prone to sunburn. And to some people, ham and bacon do not smell good.
Dan says
September 27, 2015 @ 21:35
@Vivian Try standing near a pig pen during mud season in the spring. :)
fivebee says
November 8, 2015 @ 19:41
Skunks!
WeirdmaskmanNG says
November 10, 2015 @ 06:15
Skunks
Killa Wave? says
May 8, 2016 @ 10:40
Because BACON is basically dead pig
Killa Wave? says
May 8, 2016 @ 10:41
It’s BACON!!?
KitKatMinecraft says
March 1, 2017 @ 19:48
Vivian says
September 26, 2015 @ 08:40
Pigs actually don’t stink… they are very clean animals. They only roll in the mud because it is a natural sunscreen. Pigs are very prone to sunburn. And to some people, ham and bacon do not smell good.
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Yes, pigs may be clean, but they do stink, unintentionally. If sunscreen was available in the wild, they would probably use that :3
I, however, think ham and bacon do smell good, but I will only eat crispy parts of bacon and no ham or chewy parts of bacon.
Jorje says
May 22, 2019 @ 16:22
I love pig. I eat pig, but I do not smell pig ¡YUCK!
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