What gets wetter as it dries?
A towel.
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Counterfeit money or poison.
Counterfeit money or poison.
What ancient invention allows people to see through walls?
A window.
To get the most pizza, should you order two 12″ pizzas or one 18″ pie?
One 18″, with ~255 sumptuous square inches. Two 12″ pizzas would only give you ~226 square inches.
Note: The area of a circle is = πr2 .
One 18″, with ~255 sumptuous square inches. Two 12″ pizzas would only give you ~226 square inches.
Note: The area of a circle is = πr2 .
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam cheese.
Merle was checking out at the grocery store. Ethel, a friendly cashier, said the total was $63.59. He gave her a $100 bill and she began laughing as she counted out his change. Then she gave him a high five and Merle left the store chuckling.
What was so funny?
The amount of change was $36.41, which meant Ethel handed Merle one of everything in her drawer:
$20 bill
Good ol’ Ethel.
The amount of change was $36.41, which meant Ethel handed Merle one of everything in her drawer:
$20 bill
Good ol’ Ethel.
I was not born, but I am here.
What am I?
A clone.
I have a hundred legs, but cannot stand.
A broom.
Using each of the letters in this phrase only once, rearrange the letters to make the names of exactly three different animals.
Tall elephant or ape man.
1. Panther
1. Panther
Find rhymes for each set of words so the first is a category and the rest are items in the category.
For example, LOYALTY: spring, clean, rinse → ROYALTY: king, queen, prince
1. LOIN: mortar, climb, pickle
1. COIN: quarter, dime, nickel
1. COIN: quarter, dime, nickel