What can be swallowed, But can also swallow you?
Pride.
I saw the dead bring forth the living. I saw the living bring forth the dead. Who or what did I see?
A funeral. Someone’s death caused the living to come to the funeral, and during the funeral the living carry the casket of the deceased.
A funeral. Someone’s death caused the living to come to the funeral, and during the funeral the living carry the casket of the deceased.
There are three numbers. The first two are 2/3 and 3/4.
What does the third number have to be to make the average of all three be 2?
4 7/12
In order for the average of three numbers to be 2, they must all add up to 6. That gives you this equation:
Solve for n = 55/12, or 4 7/12.
4 7/12
In order for the average of three numbers to be 2, they must all add up to 6. That gives you this equation:
Solve for n = 55/12, or 4 7/12.
When Randolph asked Hilda how old she was, Hilda replied that in two years she would be twice as old as she was five years ago. How old is Hilda?
Aside from the potential response that it’s rude to ask the age of a lady, the answer can be worked out mathematically.
x + 2 = 2(x – 5)
Aside from the potential response that it’s rude to ask the age of a lady, the answer can be worked out mathematically.
x + 2 = 2(x – 5)
What always works with something in its eye?
A needle. Thread goes in the eye of the needle when you sew. If you sew…
A needle. Thread goes in the eye of the needle when you sew. If you sew…
Snake coiled round and round,
A rope.
A mother of three children had six apples. She gave two to each and yet 4 remained. How was this possible?
She gave the same 2 apples to each child in succession.
She gave the same 2 apples to each child in succession.
My first is in FLOWER and in ROSE
What am I?
Rockery
What can split itself
Lightning. It looks like it’s splitting apart in the sky, and trees are split in half when struck by lightning.
By Sef Daystrom
Lightning. It looks like it’s splitting apart in the sky, and trees are split in half when struck by lightning.
By Sef Daystrom
Peggy wanted to buy a talking parrot and went down to the pet shop. She bought a parrot after being assured it would repeat any word or phrase it heard. Peggy bought the parrot and took it home, but it still hadn’t said a word after a few weeks. She returned to the shop to complain, but discovered the original assurances were still accurate. Why didn’t the parrot talk?
It was deaf so it couldn’t hear a phrase to repeat it.
It was deaf so it couldn’t hear a phrase to repeat it.