It may only be given, Not taken or bought, What the sinner desires, But the saint does not.
Forgiveness.
You’ve traveled a third of the way, yet you’re only halfway there.
Where are you going?
Hint: The answer applies in the US but not in Europe.
You’re in a build headed to the fourth floor. When you reach the second floor, you’ve gone one floor and have two more floors left, so you’re 1/3 of the way. But at the same time, you’re on the 2nd floor and have two more floors to get to the 4th floor, thus you’re halfway there.
This doesn’t work in Europe, because they typically refer to the “first floor” as the ground floor, and the first floor is one story up.
Thanks to Danny Llinas for submitting this.
You’re in a build headed to the fourth floor. When you reach the second floor, you’ve gone one floor and have two more floors left, so you’re 1/3 of the way. But at the same time, you’re on the 2nd floor and have two more floors to get to the 4th floor, thus you’re halfway there.
This doesn’t work in Europe, because they typically refer to the “first floor” as the ground floor, and the first floor is one story up.
Thanks to Danny Llinas for submitting this.
Two children were playing checkers and each played five games. Both children won the same number of games yet there were no ties. How is this possible?
They weren’t playing each other.
They weren’t playing each other.
Anyone can take it as long as it’s on someone.
Pity.
By Sef Daystrom
Apples for leather, leather for silk, silk for tobacco, all to get milk.
Bartering.
By Sef Daystrom
Bartering.
By Sef Daystrom
Toss me out of the window, You’ll find a grieving wife, Pull me back but through the door, and Watch someone give life!
What am I?
The letter “n”. (widow, donor).
The letter “n”. (widow, donor).
What English word has three consecutive double letters?
Bookkeeper (or bookkeeping). An alternate, tricky, answer could be Woollen (where W is a “double u”).
Bookkeeper (or bookkeeping). An alternate, tricky, answer could be Woollen (where W is a “double u”).
You’ll have me at night and if you remove the first letter I denote the top, such as on a train
Supper. You eat supper at night, and removing the first letter leaves upper. Thanks to Dude for figuring it out.
Supper. You eat supper at night, and removing the first letter leaves upper. Thanks to Dude for figuring it out.
What does this rebus represent?
I Dreamed a Dream
Two in a whole and four in a pair And six in a trio you see And eight’s a quartet but what you must get Is the name that fits just one of me?
A half.