A descending nudge, Or a marvelous jibe, An abode on excursion, And a bashing immersion, We all live in this tribe.
What am I?
Sports. A descending nudge is a touchdown (nudge = touch, descending = down), a marvelous jibe is a grand slam, an abode on excursion is a home run and a bashing immersion is a slam dunk. All of these phrases are found in sports, more specifically American football, baseball and basketball.
Sports. A descending nudge is a touchdown (nudge = touch, descending = down), a marvelous jibe is a grand slam, an abode on excursion is a home run and a bashing immersion is a slam dunk. All of these phrases are found in sports, more specifically American football, baseball and basketball.
A farmer had 17 sheep. All but 9 died. How many live sheep does he have left?
9. If all but 9 died, there are 9 remaining live sheep.
9. If all but 9 died, there are 9 remaining live sheep.
I am something everybody tends to overlook, no matter how careful they are. What am I?
Your nose.
Why is it very common to have a 9 minute snooze interval on alarm clocks, why not 10 instead?
By setting the snooze time to 9 minutes, the alarm clock only needs to watch the last digit of the time. So, if you hit snooze at 6.45, the alarm goes off again when the last digit equals 4. They couldn’t make it 10 minutes, otherwise the alarm would go off right away, or it would take more circuitry.
By setting the snooze time to 9 minutes, the alarm clock only needs to watch the last digit of the time. So, if you hit snooze at 6.45, the alarm goes off again when the last digit equals 4. They couldn’t make it 10 minutes, otherwise the alarm would go off right away, or it would take more circuitry.
My thunder comes before the lightning. My lightning comes before the clouds. My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?
A volcano.
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It’s right behind you, And creeps on the ground, It follows you home, But does not make a sound. Careful when you turn around.
What is it?
Your shadow.
I live in a busy place in the city, I’ll let you stay with me for awhile, If you don’t feed me, I can get you into trouble.
What am I?
A parking meter.
Frederick died after a long and productive life of 87 years, but this epitaph was written on his headstone:
Frederick lived a good long life, He loved his children and his wife,
He was honest, kind and deserved nothing but praise, Even if he only had twenty-one birthdays.
How is this possible?
He was born on February 29th in a leap year. Consequently, in his 87 years, he only witnessed twenty-one of his actual birthdays. The other years there was no February 29th.
He was born on February 29th in a leap year. Consequently, in his 87 years, he only witnessed twenty-one of his actual birthdays. The other years there was no February 29th.
Captain Mark is the captain of the ship. The captain of the ship is Captain Mark. The ship has plenty of space.
What is the name of the ship?
The Space Shuttle Endeavour, captained by Mark Kelly.
I received this by email from someone who didn’t know the answer. Thanks to Devon for helping with this answer.
The Space Shuttle Endeavour, captained by Mark Kelly.
I received this by email from someone who didn’t know the answer. Thanks to Devon for helping with this answer.
What number satisfies this requirement? Twice the number is 99 more than half of the number.
66.
2 × 66 = 132 and 132 – 66 / 2 = 99.
66.
2 × 66 = 132 and 132 – 66 / 2 = 99.